Contest Announcement!

If you're like me, I'm sure you love listening to endless requests to go to your favorite podcast's Patreon page and give money. Better still are the <insert favorite curse word> commercials that are increasingly ubiquitous in podcastland. 

To poke a little fun at this sad capitalist invasion of the medium, we at the Sectarian Review are hosting a little contest.

The concept is simple: listeners will write advertising copy for a phony product that Danny will read during upcoming shows. Listeners will then vote on their favorite, and the top two vote-getters will receive a custom-made Sectarian Review coaster (crafted by friend of the show Josh Mozug of Mozug Custom Woodworking - click to learn more). 

Summary:

1. Write copy for a 30-60 second phony ad. (Or more than one if you're that bored).
2. Email to sectarianreview@gmail.com
3. Listen and vote for your favorite! (Watch the show's Facebook Page and Twitter for announcements). 
4. Entries must be received by August 15, which is the birthday of Napoleon, Oscar Romero, and Ben Affleck.

Be creative, keep the cussing to a minimum, and let's have some fun mocking the monetization of podcasting! We're supposed to be losing money on this thing.