I AFFIRM your right to wave your arms and scream "look at me!!!"
I DENY the social requirement to voice an opinion about it.
I AFFIRM the cleverness of counter-hashtags.
I DENY that hashtagtivism moves the wheel of history.
I AFFIRM that it feels good to join things that people are tweeting about.
I DENY that it gives you any more swag with the congregation that goes to your megachurch and already thinks these things.
I AFFIRM that it's OK to be mad at people for thinking the things.
I DENY that breaking social bonds with The People That Think The Things will change the world.
I AFFIRM that ten is an authoritative, round number.
I DENY that you needed more than five articles to say what you said.
The Sectarian Review Podcast is hosted by Danny Anderson, who is an Assistant Professor of English at Mount Aloysius College in Cresson, PA.